TOP TEN PERTANYAAN BULE YANG SUSAH DIJAWAB

Kadang kadang, ada beberapa hal yang susah untuk dijelaskan kepada bule. Ada pertanyaan dari mereka yang entah kenapa susah untuk kita jawab. Contoh, berikut adalah beberapa pertanyaan dari bule yang ga bisa gue jawab "Why do Indonesians eat ‘Torpedo’ ??"
"What is Kualat?"

TOP TEN PERTANYAAN DARI BULE YANG SUSAH
DIJAWAB.
10. "Why is everybody in a hurry??" Ditanya seorang bule ketika dia liat mobil mobil pada nyalip lewat bahu jalan tol
9. "Why do you still live with ur parents?" Ditanya seorang bule kepada seorang wanita 25 tahun. Nampaknya si bule membandingkan dengan tempat tinggalnya di Amerika
8. "Can you teach me how to say R?" Maksudnya R-nya Indonesia. Hehehehe
7. "Why do you call me BULE?"
6. "What is Ojek in english?"
5. "Is this Kampong?" Ditanya oleh bule yang terkejut dibawa lewat jalan tikus
4. "Why are we not moving?" Ditanya sama bule yang lagi naik angkot. Yang ditanya mau jawab ngetem tapi ga tau bahasa inggrisnya ngetem
apa…
3. "Why would anyone in the world would give its son's name booty man(budiman) ?"
2."What’s the difference between ‘Ya iyalaah’ and ‘Ya iya dooong?"
1. "What are you eating?" Masalahnya yang ditanya lagi makan otak otak…bingung deh dia jawabnya.. masak dijawab BRAIN BRAIN?

SO WRONG .......BUT SO FUNNY

SO WRONG .......BUT SO FUNNY


A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work.


Her 9year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.




The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is..'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'




In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.




Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'




A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'




The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'




The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'




They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..



Wait For It !!




The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now..'